Depression! It really gets you down.
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Anthony T.Hincks
Sometimes the fastest way down is to jump off a cliff.
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Anthony T. Hincks
Just because you came to the end of your rope, doesn't mean that you were climbing down.
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Anthony T. Hincks
Go higher and higher, until it becomes impossible to bring you down, I wanna use a microscope to locate you, don't even dream of coming down.
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Michael Bassey Johnson
The world screams, ‘Stay down, it’s safer.’ My soul screams, ‘So is being dead.
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Craig D. Lounsbrough
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